I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
IT WAS PUBLISHED 13 YEARS AGO
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”