I made Christmas cookies of all my favorite things.
I made a TARDIS
I made a devil’s trap
I made Klaine
I made the Deathly Hallows symbol
I made smut
And I made the
Merry motherfuckin’ Christmas.
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty